So you see I'm laying here on my stoneage laptop having a smoke and realized I don't have an ashtray.
Lucky for me my brilliant stoner ideas kicked in and thought, 'Why not put out my smoke on my kleenex?'
So I do so and put it in my garbage..

Ya so I'm sure you can figure out what happened next,
I see smoke rising from my garbage can
and was like oh snap doubleyew tee eff.
Fortunately I was craving bananas so I had a banana peel
in my garbage to put out the flaming kleenex.

And that my friend is why bananas ruleass

S.we.d.